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Open Competition

Win a GoPro HD Helmet HERO , £30 Marks & Spencers Gift Card and a Toy Story 1-3 Box Set on Blu-ray
As there was not enough entries received on time to qualify last month we have continued the current competition into February and will announce the winner after 29th February. So get voting on the current videos and if you want to submit one for inclusion in this months competition get your videos submitted no later than 20th February.
Dont forget to enter our Comedy Sketch Competition. There is a GoPro HD Helmet HERO up for grabs for the sketch creator who gets the most votes. There is also two voters prizes a £30 Marks & Spencers Gift Card and a Toy Story 1-3 Box Set on Blu-ray. To win a voters prize you must vote and comment on your favourite sketch.
Note: Make sure you comment as well as vote on your fave sketch to qualify your entry for the voters prize draw.
December/January/February Prize List
Enter & Vote here
Competition closes 29th February 2012
Open Competition

Win a Xbox 360 Kinect Game : Your Shape – Fitness Evolved 2012
All you have to do to be in with a chance of winning this game is comment in our blog under the subject The Whole Thing Stinks! . Winner will be drawn after midnight on 27th February 2012.
Open Competition

Win a £50 Boots Gift Card
How would you like to win a £50 Boots Gift Card? All you have to do is Like us on Facebook, when we reach 2500 Likes, one lucky person will win the £50 Boots Gift Card. Tell all your friends!
Like us here – http://www.facebook.com/pages/Uknowotimean-Fan-Page/319783239337
Open Competition

Win a £50 Laura Ashley Gift Card
All you have to do is help us get to 2,500 followers on Twitter by Following and Retweeting to your friends!
Draw will take place when we reach 2,500 followers. Open to UK twitter followers only.
Open Competition

Win a GoPro HD Helmet HERO , £30 Marks & Spencers Gift Card and a Toy Story 1-3 Box Set on Blu-ray
Dont forget to enter our Comedy Sketch Competition. There is a GoPro HD Helmet HERO up for grabs for the sketch creator who gets the most votes. There is also two voters prizes a £30 Marks & Spencers Gift Card and a Toy Story 1-3 Box Set on Blu-ray. To win a voters prize you must vote and comment on your favourite sketch.
Note: Make sure you comment as well as vote on your fave sketch to qualify your entry for the voters prize draw.
December/January Prize List
Enter & Vote here
Competition closes 31st January 2012
Closed Competition

Win a £25 Toys R Us Gift Card
All you have to do is look at the products in our SHOP and tweet on twitter the name of the product along with the link to your favourite product and the hashtags #funnygifts & #uknowotimean
for example
“Dunk Biscuits Mug http://www.zazzle.co.uk/dunk_biscuits_mug-168033853398935208 #funnygifts #uknowotimean RT”
you can enter as many times as you like by retweeting your message or tweeting other products.
NB – You must follow us on TWITTER
Winner drawn on 22nd December after 10am
WINNER: The winner of this competition is @Lady_Taloolah
Closed Competition

Win a Gruffalo Soft Toy
To get hold of this sought after soft toy just comment in our comedy forum under the topic “What’s the worst Christmas Present you have ever got?”. Competition closes at midnight on the 19th December 2011.
Comedy Forum
WINNER: Stefan Pearson is the winner of this competition
Closed Competition

Win a LEGO Star Wars: Luke’s Landspeeder
All you have to do to be in with a chance of winning this great prize for one of your little ones is comment in our blog under the subject Weighty Matters before midnight on 30th December 2011
Good luck!
WINNER: The winner of this competition is Louise Bowie
Open Competition

Win a GoPro HD Helmet HERO , £30 Marks & Spencers Gift Card and a Toy Story 1-3 Box Set on Blu-ray
Dont forget to enter our Comedy Sketch Competition. There is a GoPro HD Helmet HERO up for grabs for the sketch creator who gets the most votes. There is also two voters prizes a £30 Marks & Spencers Gift Card and a Toy Story 1-3 Box Set on Blu-ray. To win a voters prize you must vote and comment on your favourite sketch.
Note: Make sure you comment as well as vote on your fave sketch to qualify your entry for the voters prize draw.
December/January Prize List
Enter & Vote here
Competition closes 31st January 2012
Closed Competition

Win The Gruffalo Giant Floor Puzzle
To win this lovely prize all you have to do is comment in our blog under the subject ” Under Pressure ” before Friday 25th November 2011 at midnight.
WINNER: Susan Willshee
Closed Competition

Dont forget to enter our Comedy Sketch Competition. There is a Microsoft Xbox 360 4GB & Kinect up for grabs for the sketch creator who gets the most votes. There is also two voters prizes a £30 Mamas & Papas Gift Card and a Doctor Who: The Complete Fifth Series Box Set on Bluray. To win a voters prize you must vote and comment on your favourite sketch.
Note: Make sure you comment as well as vote on your fave sketch to qualify your entry for the voters prize draw.
October/November Prize List
Enter & Vote here
Competition closes 30 November 2011
WINNERS: Comedy Sketch Creator – Mike Jeavons with his sketch English to American
Voter 1 Prizewinner : Laura Pritchard
Voter 2 Prizewinner: Lloyd Treadwell
Closed Competition

Win a Pair of Tickets to Costa Light Final at London’s Comedy Store
Our friends at Costa Coffee have kindly given us 2 pairs of tickets to the final of the The Costa Light Comedy Challenge to be held on Saturday 19th November at London’s Comedy Store.
The Costa Light Comedy Challenge is launching on September 21st, inviting budding stand up comics to submit a one-minute film of their act to www.costalightcomedy.co.uk which will be voted on by members of the public.
The top ten acts in each UK region go head to head in live regional finals which will be compered and judged by Paul Tonkinson. The ten funniest acts around the UK will then compete at London’s Comedy Store in the final at the end of November to win the chance to kick start their career with a ten minute slot on a Friday night at The Comedy Store in both London and Manchester.
What do you have to do, to win a Pair of Tickets to the final? Just comment on our comedy blog under the heading “Stand up and be Counted” before 4th November at Midnight. 2 Winners will be drawn after this time and each will receive a pair of tickets to the event.
Good Luck!
Winners: Gavin Green & Rebecca Derby
Closed Competition

Comedy Video Competition
As there was not enough comedy sketchs entered last month all July prizes have now rolled over to August/September competition.
Dont forget to enter our Comedy Sketch Competition. There is a Sony PlayStation 3 Slim Console, 320GB Version up for grabs for the sketch creator who gets the most votes. There is also two voters prizes a £30 BHS Gift Card and an Lego Harry Potter: Episodes 1-4 (Nintendo DS). To win a voters prize you must vote and comment on your favourite sketch.
Note: Make sure you comment as well as vote on your fave sketch to qualify your entry for the voters prize draw.
August/September Prize List
Enter & Vote here
Competition closes 30 September 2011
Well done to Aman Singh who is the winner of the Comedy Sketch Competition for August/September with his sketch Darth Vs Fooseball
Also well done to Bernadette Tyrrell who is our Voters 1st Prize Winner and Rob Proietti who is our Voters 2nd Prize Winner.
Closed Competition

Win LEGO DUPLO Disney Pixar: Cars 2 – Tokyo Racing
To win this lovely prize all you have to do is comment in our blog under the controversial subject ” RED AND BLACK: A NEW LOW FOR BRITISH TV ” before Friday 30th September 2011 at midnight.
Well done to Rachael Woodcock who is the winner of this competition.
Closed Competition

Win a £25 itunes GiftCard
All you have to do is comment on our blog “Might Be Needed Someday Stuff!” before midnight on 5th August 2011. Good luck!
Comedy Blog
The winner of this competition is Sandra Tomkinson.
Closed Competition

Comedy Video Competition
As there was not enough comedy sketchs entered last month all June prizes have now rolled over to July.
Dont forget to enter our Comedy Sketch Competition. There is a Sony PlayStation 3 Slim Console, 320GB Version up for grabs for the sketch creator who gets the most votes. There is also two voters prizes a £30 BHS Gift Card and an Lego Harry Potter: Episodes 1-4 (Nintendo DS). To win a voters prize you must vote and comment on your favourite sketch.
Note: Make sure you comment as well as vote on your fave sketch to qualify your entry for the voters prize draw.
July Prize List
Enter & Vote here
Closed Competition

Win a £35 Mamas & Papas Gift Card
All you have to do to enter this competition is make a comment on our new blog under the subject “Encouragement”
Competition ends 30th June 2011 at midnight.
Comedy Blog
Closed Competition

Comedy Video Competition
Dont forget to enter our Comedy Sketch Competition. There is a Sony PlayStation 3 Slim Console, 320GB Version up for grabs for the sketch creator who gets the most votes. There is also two voters prizes a £30 BHS Gift Card and an Lego Harry Potter: Episodes 1-4 (Nintendo DS). To win a voters prize you must vote and comment on your favourite sketch.
Note: Make sure you comment as well as vote on your fave sketch to qualify your entry for the voters prize draw.
June Prize List
Enter & Vote here
According to T&C not enough entries were received for Junes Competition to proceed hence these prizes have been carried over to July Competition.
Closed Competition

Comedy Video Competition
Dont forget to enter our Comedy Sketch Competition. There is a Ipod Touch 3rd Generation 8GB up for grabs for the sketch creator who gets the most votes. There is also two voters prizes a £30 Debenhams Card and An Office Season 1-3 DVD Boxset. To win a voters prize you must vote and comment on your favourite sketch.
Note: As there was not enough video entries in March and April the videos from these months along with all comments and prizes have been brought forward into the May competition.
Click here for more details :
Comedy Sketch Competition
May Prize List
This Competition is open to those over the age of 18 only.
This competition is now closed – Well done to our comedy sketch winner Mike Jeavons with Yeah Come On and our two voter prize winners Ian Henderson and Emma Barron.
Closed Competition

Win a copy of Alpha an Omega for Nintendo DS
All you have to do to be in with a chance to win this competition is comment on our blog under the subject Games People Play before the 28th February 2010 @ midnight.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Fran Light who is the winner of this competition.
Closed Competition

Comedy Video Competition
Dont forget to enter our Comedy Sketch Competition. There is a Flip Mino Camcorder up for grabs for the sketch creator who gets the most votes. There is alos two voters prizes a £30 M&S Gift Card and A Simpsons DVD Boxset. To win a voters prize you must vote and comment on your favourite sketch.
Click here for more details :
Comedy Sketch Competition
Closed Competition

Win a £30 Topshop Giftcard
All you have to do to get your hands on this Topshop Giftcard is comment in our blog under the subject ‘Taking The Biscuit’ before the 30th January 2011 @ midnight.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Natelle Cooper who is the winner of this competition.
Closed Competition

Win A M&S Spring Sensation Bouquet
All you have to do to get your hands on this bouquet is comment in our forum under the subject ‘Organisers have announced that James Corden will present this year’s Brit awards, If it was your decision who would you choose to host the Brit Awards? Would it be James or someone else?’ before Friday 21st January @ Midnight.
Comedy Forum
Well done to Lucy Wilson who is the winner of this competition.
Closed Competition

Win a £30 Debenhams Gift Card
All you have to do to get your hands on this gift card is comment on our blog under the subject ‘Lucky Numbers.’ before the 14th January @ Midnight.
Comedy Blog
Well done to David Simpson who is the winner of this competition.
Closed Competition

Win a £30 M&S Gift Card
All you have to do to get your hands on this gift card is comment on our blog under the subject ‘Maybe It’s Because I’m a Londoner….’ before the 7th January @ Midnight.
Comedy Blog
Well Done to Anita Jagdeo who is the winner of this competition.
Closed Competition

Today is exactly Seven Days to that One and Only Day Everyone is talking about, and we are feeling rather generous so over the next 7 days we will be giving a prize away every day! First prize will be given away Sunday 19th December and the last prize will be given away on Saturday 25th December, so remember to come and check the site every day to be in with a chance to win that days prize.
Good Luck!
Day 1 – Win a M&S Pamper Hamper
Day 2 – Win a 007: GoldenEye (James Bond) for Nintendo Wii
Day 3 – Win a Lush Snow Fairy Gift Box
Day 4 – Win a Thorntons Christmas Eve Hamper
Day 5 – Win a Copy of Nigella Lawson Kitchen: Recipes from the Heart of the Home Book
Day 6 – Win a DKNY Perfume Set (Be Delicious & Fresh Blossom 30ml )
Day 7 – Win a John Lewis Christmas Hamper
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Closed Competition

Win a House Of Fraser Christmas Hamper
All you have to do to be in with a chance to win this fantastic House Of Fraser Christmas Hamper is comment in our blog under the subject ‘I Say, I Say….’ before Monday 13th December at Midnight.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Amanda Lord who is the winner of this competition.
Closed Competition

Win Cooking Mama World: Babysitting Mama for Wii
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and comment under the topic ‘Ricky Gervais to star in next Muppet Movie! your comments????????????????’
All comments posted by Sunday 19th December 2010 at midnight will be entered into the draw.
Terms: All comments deemed inappropraite will be removed and not entered into the draw.
Comedy Forum
Well done to Martina Pichova who is the winner of this competition.
Closed Competition

Win a Luxury Fortnum & Mason Sweet Treats Christmas Box
All you have to do to be in with a chance to win this fantastic Fortnum & Mason Sweet Treats Christmas Box is comment in our blog under the subject Lily for Europe! before Sunday 12th December at Midnight.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Mark Shaw who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Copy of Cheryl Cole’s New Album ‘Messy Little Raindrops’
All you have to do to be in with a chance of winning a Copy of Cheryl Cole’s New Album ‘Messy Little Raindrops is comment in our blog under the subject ‘Naked’ before Sunday 14th November 2010 @ Midnight.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Michelle Bamber who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Love Heart Hamper
All you have to do to be in with a chance of winning this retro Love Heart Hamper is comment in our blog under the subject ‘Things That Go Bump In The Night….’ before Sunday 31st October 2010 @ Midnight.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Jane Morrice who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Green & Blacks Ultimate Chocolate Chef Gift Set
All you have to do to be in with a chance to win this great prize is make a comment in our blog under the subject ‘Murder Most Horrid’ before Wednesday 27th October at Midnight.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Sally Willcock who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win Just Dance 2 for Wii
To get your hands on this fab prize all you have to do is comment in our Comedy Forum under subject ‘Who is looking forward to comic duo French & Saunders Reuniting for show?’. Winner will be drawn after midnight on Sunday 24th October 2010.
Comedy Forum
Well done to Joanne Griffiths who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win The Big Bang Theory: Season 3 on DVD
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Should Mother-In-Law Jokes be banned???’
All comments posted by Sunday 10th October 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Terms: All comments deemed inappropraite will be removed and not entered into the draw.
Comedy Forum
The winner of this competition is Sarah Anguish.
Previous Competition

Win an Apple iPod Shuffle 4GB
All you have to do to be entered into this competition to win an Apple iPod Shuffle 4GB is comment on our blog under the subject ‘Why Have Aliens Not Visited Us?’ before 4th October at Midnight.
Comedy Blog
The winner of this competition is Amy Keogh.
Previous Competition

Win a Thorntons Tractor Tin of Kids Treats
All you have to do to be entered into this competition to win a Thorntons Tractor Tin of Kids Treats is comment on our blog under the subject ‘Kids Stuff’ before the 30th September at midnight.
Comedy Blog
The winner of this competition is Tracy Swannick.
Previous Competition

Win a M&S Gardeners Hamper
All you have to do to be entered into this competition to win a M&S Gardeners Hamper is comment on our blog under the subject ‘What’s in a Name?‘ before the 25th September at Midnight.
Comedy Blog
The winner of this competition is Madelaine McLaughlin.
Previous Competition

Win a Glee Boxset ( The Complete Season 1 Box Set)
All you have to do to be entered into this competition to win a Glee Complete Boxset Season 1 is comment on our blog under the subject Once a Yearers before the 14th September at Midnight.
Well done to Heather Shaw who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Copy of Toy Story 3 on PS3
All you have to do to be entered into this competition to win a copy of Toy Story 3 on PS3 is comment on our blog under the subject Special Relationship – our American Buddies before the 20th August at Midnight.
Well done to Fiona Usher who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win We Sing:Encore with Microphones for Wii
Would you like to get your hands on a copy of We Sing:Encore with Microphones for Wii? All you have to do is leave a comment on our Blog under the subject Write On to be in with a chance to win.
Ends Friday August 13th @Midnight
Well done to Samantha Ripley who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Paddling Pool with 50+UPF Cover
All you have to do to enter this competition is make a comment on our new blog under the subject ‘A Class of Its Own’
All comments posted by Wednesday 16th June at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Comedy Blog
The winner of this competition is Barbara Smith, well done!
Previous Competition

Win a Cath Kidston Breakfast Set
All you have to do to enter this competition is make a comment on our new blog under the subject ‘Wittier than the Sword’
Winner can choose prize in blue or pink.
All comments posted by Wednesday 2nd June at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Linda Wilson who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Roxy Laptop Bag
All you have to do to enter this competition is make a comment on our new blog under the subject Confuscius, He Say….
All comments posted by Wednesday 26th May at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Adrian Clarke who is winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Cindy Crawford Beauty Kit
All you have to do to enter this competition is make a comment on our new blog under the subject Musical Cheers – A Funny Thing Happened to me on the Way to the Piano and tell us your favorite funny song.
All comments posted by Tuesday 25th May at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Linda Hine who is the winner of this competition.
Open Competition
  
Win a Flip Mino Video Camera, Mischa Barton Clutch Bag or The Simpsons Season 12 Complete DVD Boxset
Have you checked out our new Comedy Sketch Competition? If not check out the details now and be in with a chance in May to win one of these 3 fab prizes!
Comedy Sketch Competition
Previous Competition

Win a Laura Ashley Picnic Hamper
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Should Cinemas boycott Chris Morris Debut Film ‘Four Lions’?
All comments made before Wednesday 19th May at 9pm will be entered into the prize draw.
Well done to Patricia Martin who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Decleor Home Spa Ritual Coffret
All you have to do to enter this competition is make a comment on our new blog under the subject “Fun and Games at The Office”
All comments posted by Friday 14th May at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Comedy Blog
Well done to Kieran McKerran who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Eurohike Tent
All you have to do to enter this competition is make a comment on our new blog under the subject ” Middle Aged Ones”.
All comments posted by Thursday 13th May 2010 @ 9pm will be entered into the draw
Comedy Blog
Well done to Maggie Coates who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a copy of Avatar on DVD – 2 to be won
All you have to do to enter this competition is make a comment on our new blog under the subject ” Wit”.
All comments posted by Thursday 29th April 2010 @ 9pm will be entered into the draw
Well done to Brian Mountain and Diana Cotter who are the winners of this competition.
Comedy Blog
Previous Competition

Win a Dainty Laura Ashley Cake Stand
All you have to do to enter this competition is make a comment on our new blog under the subject ” What’s Happened to British Comedy?”.
All comments posted by Wednesday 28th April 2010 @ 9pm will be entered into the draw
Uknowotimean Comedy Blog
Well done to Jayne Hyman who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Beckham Signature Story For Him Gift Set
All you have to do is watch this Uknowotimean Comedy Sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Uknowotimean: Firefighters
All comments posted byWednesday 31st March @ 9pm will be entered into the draw
Well done to Caroline Glass who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a bottle of Paul Smith for Women
All you have to do is watch this Uknowotimean Comedy Sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Uknowotimean: Text Line Sketch
All comments posted by Wednesday 31st March @ 9pm will be entered into the draw
Well done to Felicity McDowell who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Thorntons Easter Egg Hamper
All you have to do is watch this Uknowotimean Comedy Sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Uknowotimean: Eyebrow Fetish
All comments posted by Sunday 28th March @ 9pm will be entered into the draw
Well done to Susan Pringle who is the winner of this competition.
Open Competition

Win a Fortnum & Mason Easter Hamper
All you have to do is watch this Uknowotimean Comedy Sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
“Love Thy Neighbour”
All comments posted by Saturday 27th March @ 9pm will be entered into the draw
Open Competition

Win a set of Emma Bridgewater Cake Tins
We want to reach 1000 followers on Twitter by midnight 31 March 2010. Follow Us and Retweet the following message to be entered into draw to win a set of Emma Bridgewater Cake Tins from her new spring range. If you are already a follower just retweet the message to be entered.
‘Follow @UKNOWOTIMEAN and retweet to win a set of Emma Bridgewater Cake Tins #uknowotimeancake – Aim 1000 followers by 31/03′

Open Competition

Win a Molton Brown Men’s Traveller Gift Set
We want to reach 1000 fans on our Uknowotimean Facebook Fan Page Become a fan and be entered into a draw to win a Molton Brown Men’s Traveller Gift Set.
Draw will take place when we reach 1000 fans. All 1000 fans will be entered into the draw. If your already a fan tell your friends and the quicker the draw will take place!!
Good Luck!
Previous Competition

Win a Roxy Overnight Travel Bag
All you have to do is watch this Uknowotimean Comedy Sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Uknowotimean : Just Not Cricket
All comments posted by Friday 19th March @ 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Lucy Skelton who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Fortnum & Mason Little Baker Hamper
All you have to do is watch this Uknowotimean Comedy Sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Uknowotimean: Going French
All comments posted by Saturday 20th March @ 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Nicola O Brien who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a M&S Pamper Hamper
All you have to do is watch this classic Monty Python comedy sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Monty Python Comedy Sketch
All comments posted by Thursday 11th March @ 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Extra Terms: You must be over 18 to enter this competition.
Well done to Harriotte Goode who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Nirvana Spa Indulgent Chocolate Gift Set
All you have to do is watch this classic Marty Feldman comedy sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Marty Feldman Comedy Sketch
All comments posted by Tuesday 9th March @ 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Laura Stewart who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win Nigella Lawson Measuring Cups
All you have to do is watch this classic Morecambe & Wise comedy sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Morecambe & Wise Comedy Sketch
All comments posted by Sunday 7th March @ 9pm will be entered into the draw
Well done to Steve Bowen who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win one of 2 Copies of Kung Fu Panda on DVD
We want to reach 700 followers on Twitter by midnight 28 February 2010. Follow Us and Retweet the following message to be entered into draw to win a copy of Kung Fu Panda on DVD. If you are already a follower just retweet the message to be entered.
‘Follow @UKNOWOTIMEAN and retweet to win a copy of Kung Fu Panda on DVD #uknowotimeanpanda – Aim 700 followers by 28/02′

Well done to twitterers @futuremrscook and @pigtails21 who are the winners of this competition.
Previous Competition
 
Win A Cath Kidston Jug & Sugar Bowl
All you have to do is watch this classic Smack the Pony comedy sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Smack the Pony Comedy Sketch
All comments posted by Wednesday 3rd March at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
The winner of this competition is Emma Anderson.
Previous Competition

Win A Cheeky Jamie Oliver Gift Mug
All you have to do is watch this Funny Commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Funny Commercial
All comments posted by Tuesday 2nd March at 9pm will be entered into the draw
The winner of this competition is James Chapman, well done!.
Previous Competition

Win a M&S Mother’s Day Rose Ceramic Jug
All you have to do is watch this Levi’s Jeans Commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Levi’s Jeans Commercial
All comments posted by Sunday 28th Feburary 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Andrea Smith who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Prosecco and Viennese Hamper
All you have to do is watch this R Whites Lemonade Commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
R Whites Lemonade Commercial
All comments posted by Thursday 25th Feburary 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw
Extra Terms: You must be over 18 to enter this competition.
Well done to Patricia Edwards from St Austell in Cornwall who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Diesel Fuel for life Women`s Gift Set
All you have to do is watch this Heineken ‘Lobster’ Commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Heineken ‘Lobster’ Commercial
All comments posted by Sunday 21st Feburary 2010 at Midday will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Tiffani Hesser who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Whittard of Chelsea Teapot
All you have to do is watch this Commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Beer Makes Women Beautiful!
All comments posted by Saturday 20th Feburary 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw
Well done to Ivor Jevons from Chelmsford in Essex who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a John Lewis Tuck Shop Hamper
All you have to do is watch this Mini Babybel Commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Mini Babybel Commercial
All comments posted by Friday 19th Feburary 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
And the winner of this competition is Andrew Cakebread from Chatham in Kent.
Previous Competition

Win a Rock Chick Lush Gift Set
All you have to do is watch this 1970’s PG Tips commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
PG Tips Commercial
All comments posted by Tuesday 16th Feburary 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw
Well done to Janis Stogden from Pontefract in West Yorkshire who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a copy Rhod Gilbert And The Award-Winning Mince Pie – Live on DVD
All you have to do is watch this award-winning 1970’s commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this prize.
Smash Mash Potatoes
All comments posted by Friday 12th Feburary 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw
Well done to Janine Depledge from Sheffield who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a copy of Jimmy Carr – Telling Jokes on DVD
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Should Dad’s Army Board Game be banned from Ebay??’
All comments posted by Thursday 11th Feb 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Terms: You must be over 18 to be eligible to win this prize. All comments deemed inappropraite will be removed and not entered into the draw.
The winner of this competition is Sarah Foulds from Burnley in Lanacshire.
Previous Competition

Win a Crabtree & Evelyn Gift Set
All you have to do is watch this Comical Commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this Crabtree & Evelyn Gift Set.
Hansaplast
All comments posted by Monday 8th Feburary 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
The winner of this competition is Debbie Curwen from Peebles, Scotland.
Previous Competition

Win a Thorntons Toffee Gift Set
All you have to do is watch this Top 25 Comedy Sketch and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this sticky Thorntons Toffee Gift Set.
Two Ronnies – Mastermind
All comments posted by Friday 5th Feburary 2010 at 6pm will be entered into the draw
Well done to Beth Wilder from Warfield in Berkshire who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a M&S Rose Hamper Hamper
All you have to do is watch this Comical Commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this delicious Rose Hamper from M&S.
Think Twice before Having Kids Advert!
All comments posted by Friday 5th Feburary 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Terms: You must be over 18 to be eligible to win this prize. All comments deemed inappropraite will be removed and not entered into the draw.
Well done to Jo Bryan from Bretton in Peterborough who is the winner of this competition.
Previous Competition

Win a Cowshed Gift Set
We want to reach 500 followers on Twitter by 02 February 2010. Follow Us and Retweet the following message to be entered into draw to win a Cowshed Gift Set. If you are already a follower just retweet the message to be entered.

‘ UKNOWOTIMEAN We want to reach 500 followers by 02 Feb – Follow and Retweet to enter draw to win a Cowshed Gift Set #uknowotimean500 ‘
Well done to ukchriss and Dangerich who were the 2 winners of this twitter competition.
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Win a Romantic John Lewis Valentines Hamper
All you have do is visit our watch our ‘ Uknowotimean Loves Jedward Video ‘ and leave a comment below the video to tell us do you love them, do you hate them, do you miss them?
All comments posted by Sunday 31st January 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Terms: You must be over 18 to be eligible to win this prize. All comments deemed inappropraite will be removed and not entered into the draw.
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Well done to Natalie Robinson from Teesside who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a Le Creuset Stoneware Heart Ramekin Gift Set
Be one of the first 200 fans on our Uknowotimean Facebook Fan Page and be entered into a draw to win a Le Creuset Stoneware Heart Ramekin Gift Set.
Draw will take place when we reach 200 fans.
Good Luck!
Well done to Rachel Dann from Eastbourne who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a Harvey Nichols Breakfast Hamper
All you have to do is watch this Funny Commercial and rate and comment below the video to be in with a chance of winning this gorgeous Breakfast Hamper from Harvey Nichols.
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Competition ends 31st January 2010 @ 9pm
Terms: You must rate and comment on the commercial to be entered.
Well done to Sajeda Patel from Dewsbury, West Yorkshire who is the winner of this competition.
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Win an Ultimate Sanctuary Oasis Gift Box
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Whats the funniest movie line you have ever heard?’
All comments posted by Saturday 30th January 2010 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Julie Brett from Poole in Dorset who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a Cath Kidston Cowboy Messenger Bag
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?’
All comments posted by Sunday 24th January 2009 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Vicki Beddow from Horsehay in Telford.
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Win a Gorgeous Lush Gift Set
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Should Harry Hill take TV Burp show to Sky????’
All comments posted by Tuesday 17th January 2009 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Sarah Williams who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a Molton Brown Gift Set
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Russell Brand engaged to Katy Perry – Will it last?’
All comments posted by Tuesday 19th January 2009 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Rozinna Dharamsi from Crawley who is the winner of this competition.
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Win Thorntons Chocolate Hamper
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Jonathan Ross quits BBC after 13 years – Are you going to miss him? ‘
All comments posted by Friday 8th January 2009 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Holly Green from Maidstone, Kent who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a Bodyshop Nutmeg & Vanilla Gift Box
A Campaign has been launched by pressure group Republic for Ivan Brackenbury to get his job back following radio bosses giving him the boot after his gag during the Queen’s Christmas speech.
What do you think should they give him his job back?? Vote in the poll below and be entered into a draw to win a Body Shop Gift Set. If you want to rant about this subject feel free to do so in our comedy forum!
Competition closes on Thursday 7th January at Midnight.
Well done to Emma Mason from Sutton in Ashfield, Nottinghamshire who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a Crabtree & Evelyn Bathroom Gift Set
We have had such a massive response on our forum on the Topic ‘Do you think Comedians need to swear to be funny?’, that we have decided to run a poll to get some statistics on this matter.
Vote in the poll below and be entered into a draw to win a Crabtree & Evelyn Bathroom Gift Set. If you would like to expand on your opinion feel free to leave a comment in the forum if you haven’t already done so!
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Competition closes Wednesday 6th January at Midnight.
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Win a Calvin Klein Eternity for Women Fragrance Gift Set
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Do you think Comedians need to swear to be funny?’
All comments posted by Sunday 3rd January 2009 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Bob Clark from Suffolk who is the winner of this competition.
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Win an Annabel Karmel Princess Baking Set
This Annabel Karmel princess baking set has been developed to enable children to have fun learning to cook. The baking set contains: Wipe clean apron, Icing syringe with 8 shaped nozzles, Mixing bowl,Bun cases, Cookie cutters and a Rolling pin.
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Who would you like Ross Noble’s next victim to be for ‘Twitterbombard Tuesdays’?
All comments posted by Saturday 2nd January 2009 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Madelaine McLaughlin from Gloucestershire who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a Cath Kidston Paisley Box Bag
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘What do you think about Comedian Ivan Brackenbury’s latest gag of pulling the Queens Speech off air by calling her speech boring?’
All comments posted by Thursday 31st December 2009 at 9pm will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Jane Adair from Co. Antrim who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a copy of Peppa Pig: The Game for Wii
All you have to do is enter our ‘Top Ten Comedy DVD 2009 Poll’. Simply vote below for your top Comedy DVD for 2009.
Well done to Steven Taylor who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a Years Subscription to Glamour Magazine & a Secret Girlie Surprise!
All you have do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Who do you think has brought the world the most entertainment in 2009?’
Well done to Nicola Ryall who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a copy of Jo Brand’s Autobiography
Win a copy of Jo Brand’s Autobiography ‘Look Back In Hunger: The Autobiography’ . All you have to is visit our comedy forum and tell us ‘Should Only Fools & Horses ‘Nelson Mandela House’ be torn down?’
Well done to Michelle Williams who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a copy of James Cameron’s AVATAR: The Game for Wii
All you have to is choose one our of our 10 Uknowotimean Sketches and Tweet the Chosen video using the social bookmark menu below the video. You must be a follower of Uknowotimean on Twitter to enter this competition so if not already a follower – 
All uknowotimean followers who tweet one of the 10 videos before 9pm on Tuesday 29th December 2009 will be entered into the draw.
To choose a comedy sketch to tweet click here: Uknowotimean Comedy Sketches

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Win a M&S Percy Pig Gift Hamper
All you have to is become a follower of UKNOWOTIMEAN on twitter to be in with a chance to win this gorgeous hamper for one of your little ones!
Click here to visit our Twitter Page and become a follower
All new followers before Monday 21st December at 12 pm will be entered into the draw.

Well done to Mazz Mullarkey from Middlesex who is the winner of this competition
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Win a Sweet M&S Afternoon Tea Hamper
A great gift for someone special with this M&S tea for two hamper which includes charming crockery, tea and biscuits.
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘ In your opinion who is the best live stand-up performer? ‘
All comments made before Monday 21st December at 12pm will be entered into the prize draw.
Well done to Naomi Muggeridge who is the winner of this competition.
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Win an Exotic Eden & Champagne Hamper
A great gift for the Champagne lover in your life! Get hold of this prize a Champagne Hamper from Thorntons which includes an exotic assortment of chocolates with zesty, fruity centres, and the perfect accompaniment: a 37.5cl bottle of sparkling Taittinger champagne.
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘ In your opinion what is the current Best Comedy Panel Show on TV?’
All comments made before Sunday 20th December at 11am will be entered into the prize draw.
Well done to Lisa Johnstone from Belfast who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a Gorgeous Whisky & Thorntons Chocolate Hamper
A great gift for the whisky lover in your life! get hold of this prize a Whisky Hamper from Thorntons which includes a 35cl bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label Whisky and two 115g bags of dark chocolate whisky truffles.
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘ In your opinion who is the best television comedy actor?’
All comments made before Friday 18th December at 9pm will be entered into the prize draw.
Comedy Forum
Well done to Charles Harvey from Hampshire who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a copy of James Cameron’s AVATAR: The Game for Dsi and DS Lite
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘ In your opinion what is the current best sitcom on TV? ‘
All comments made before Friday 18th December at 9pm will be entered into the prize draw.
Terms: Any comments deemed inappropraite will be removed and not entered into the draw.
Comedy Forum
Well done to Richard Dexter from Cambridgeshire who is the winner of this competition.
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Win Wizards of Waverly Place & High School Musical 3 for Dsi and DS Lite

One lucky winner this week will walk away with not only a copy of Wizards of Waverly Place for Dsi and DS Lite but also High School Musical 3 for Dsi and DS Lite!
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘What is the max you would pay for Michael McIntyre’s signed & framed pink shirt?’
All comments made before Wednesday 16th December at 9pm will be entered into the prize draw.
Well done to Alison Campbell who is the winner of this competition.
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Win Gavin & Stacey DVD Complete Boxset
We have a Gavin And Stacey Complete Boxset to give away this week which includes Series 1-3 and also the 2008 Christmas Special.
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘ Which celebrity would you have liked to seen on last episode of Gavin & Stacey?’
All comments made before Tuesday 15th December at 9pm will be entered into the prize draw.
Well done to Anne Benson from Hampshire who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a copy of Toy Story Mania & a copy of G-Force for Wii
One lucky winner this week will walk away with not only a copy of Toy Story Mania for Wii but also a copy of G-Force for Wii!
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘ Is Monty Python’s 1979 film ‘Life of Brian’ still funny 30 years on? ‘
All comments made before Sunday 13th December at 9pm will be entered into the prize draw.
Terms: Any comments deemed inappropraite will be removed and not entered into the draw.
Comedy Forum
Well done to Jacquiline Brassington from Shropshire who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a copy of FIFA 10 for Wii
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Who do you think is the grumpiest old man in a British Sitcom?’
Well done to Jay Scales who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a copy of Singstar: Take That for PS3
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Are Michael Jackson Jokes Funny?’
All comments made before Wednesday 2nd December at 4pm will be entered into the prize draw.
Terms: Any comments deemed inappropraite will be removed and not entered into the draw.
Well done to Victoria Boland who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a copy of Jason Manford Live at the Manchester Apollo on DVD
To win this DVD visit our comedy forum and tell us ‘Whats the best MP Expenses Joke you’ve heard?’ . All comments received before Monday 30th November at Midnight will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Andrew Hindley who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a copy of New Super Mario Brothers for Wii
We have taken your suggestions form the forum on ‘ Who would you really like to see fighting on Harry Hill’s Tv Burp?’ and have chosen our favorites in order to carry out a poll. To be in with a chance to win a copy of New Super Mario Brothers for Wii this week simply vote for your favorite contestants.
Well done to Andrea Barber who is the winner of this competition.
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Win Ice Age 1-3 Complete Boxset on DVD
The complete boxset contains the family films ICE AGE and its sequels, ICE AGE 2 – THE MELTDOWN and ICE AGE 3 – DAWN OF DINOSAURS.To win this great gift for your little ones visit our comedy forum and tell us ‘What is YOUR favourite comedy film of all time?’ . All comments received before Sunday 29th November at Midnight will be entered into the draw.
Well done to Colin Doogan who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a copy of Assassins Creed (Dsi and DS Lite)
All you have to do is visit our Comedy Forum and tell us ‘Who you think is the funniest woman on television?’
All comments made before Saturday 28th November at 4pm will be entered into the prize draw.
Well done to Irene Julian from Nottingham who is the winner of this competition.
Click here for the comedy forum
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Win a copy of Russell Brand – Scandalous – Live At The 02 on DVD or a copy of Harry Hill’s Whopping Great Joke Book
To view the sketches and comment click here
Well done to Julie Henderson who was the winner of the Russell Brand DVD and well done to our runners up Pamella Curran, Laura Hadland & Cathy MacLennan who all win a copy of Harry Hill’s Whopping Great Joke Book.
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Win a copy of Lee Evans – Access All Arenas on DVD
Features all of the hilarious moments taken from the Lee Evan’s arena tours including – Wired & Wonderful – Live At Wembley (2002), XL Tour 2005 and Big – Live At The 02 (2008), all introduced by Lee himself. Plus an exclusive interview: Lee Evans Even Closer with Phil Jupitus recorded for the DVD as well as the best of Live In Scotland’(1998)
All you have to do is give us your comments on the following topic in our forum ‘ Which comedian would you choose to host the Royal Variety Show? ‘
To enter post your answer in the Comedy Forum
Well done to Clementina Kyeremateng from London who was the lucky winner of this competition.
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Win U Sing for Wii with 1 Microphone
This week we have the much awaited U Sing for Wii to give away along with a microphone to one lucky winner. Sing alone or with friends to classics such as Gloria Gaynor “I will survive” Lionel Richie “all night long” right up to modern day hits from The Saturdays, Lily Allen, Coldplay, Stereophonics, The Pussy Cat Dolls and many more..
All you have to do is give us your comments on the following topic in our forum ‘ Calvin Harris running on X Factor stage with a Pineapple on his head – Was it funny? ‘
To enter post your answer in the Comedy Forum
Well done to Gabriella Jennings from London who was the lucky winner of this competition.
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Win a Copy of Michael McIntyre Live 2009 on DVD
Michael McIntyre, the comedy sensation of 2009, is back. Michael McIntyre’s meteoric rise to fame took the comedy world by storm last year. He sold out over 100 tour dates around the UK and his first DVD release Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing became the fastest selling debut stand up DVD of all time. Michael sets off on his biggest tour to date taking his new show to arenas around the UK. To be recorded at Wembley Arena later this year, Michael McIntyre – Hello Wembley! will feature 90 minutes of brand new material from the man who has been hailed by both audiences and critics as the best new stand up to emerge in a decade.
All you have to do is tell us ‘ What’s the funniest one-liner you’ve ever heard?‘ by submitting your answer on our comedy forum under this topic. All comments before then will be entered into our prize draw.
Well done to Kim Bailey who was the winner of this competition.
To enter post your answer in the Comedy Forum
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Win a copy of Harry Hill’s TV Burp Gold 2 on DVD
Harry Hill returns to DVD for a second volume of TV Burp Gold, with a brand new selection of the funniest bits from the Multi BAFTA winning, hit series, TV Burp. Some of TV’s biggest shows such as Coronation Street, Eastenders, Dancing On Ice and The X Factor get the full Harry treatment. It’s crammed with hilarious jokes, funny clips and silly sketches plus a host of “extras” including “unseen” TV Burp and side-splitting outtakes.
Well done to Abbie Poole who is the winner of this competition.
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Win a La Senza Gift Card worth £20
Well done to Kerry Pope who was the lucky winner of our La Senza Competition.
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Win Xbox Live 3 Month Gold Membership Card
Well done to Ros Marshall from Perth who was the winner of the Xbox Live 3 Month Gold Membership Card.
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Win EyePet – with Camera and Magic Card for PS3
Well done to Irene Julian from Nottingham who is the winner of this competition.
Thanks to all who entered.
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Win a copy of Whitney Houston’s new album ‘ I Look To You’
Well done to Katrina Skeoch who was our lucky winner of this competition.
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Well done to Jamie Hyland from Norfolk who is the winner of a copy of the much anticipated Debut Solo Album by Cheryl Cole. The album ’3 Words’ includes the single ‘Fight For This Love’ which Cheryl performed on X Factor last weekend.
Thanks to all who entered.
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Well done to Sarah Whittington from Kent who is this the winner of the new Toy Story Mania Wii Game.
Toy Story Mania! is the first video game to place characters from the Toy Story films into a carnival game setting and is expected to resonate with fans of the films and the attraction, as well as gamers who like pick-up-and-play party games. In the game, players experience the fast-paced, zany fun of the Toy Story Mania! theme park attraction, which is an interactive experience requiring 3D glasses and involving rapid or quick-firing shooting galleries.
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Well done to Kerry Sabel from Oxfordshire who is our winner of the Little Britain Box DVD Boxset.
Containing 8 discs, this all-encompassing collection contains all three series of Little Britain and the 2006 Christmas special – Little Britain Abroad. Created by Matt Lucas and David Walliams you can follow a host of bizarre characters on a surreal but hilarious tour of the British Isles and its curious inhabitants.
Thanks to all who entered.
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Well done to Catherine Owen from Cornwall who has won a copy of Michael McIntyre’s ‘Live & Laughing’ DVD.
Michael McIntyre’s ‘Live & Laughing’ is the fastest selling debut stand-up DVD ever! Acclaimed stand-up comedian Michael McIntyre delivers a hilarious performance to a receptive crowd at London’s Hammersmith Apollo.
Thanks to all who entered!
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Well done to Thomas Dexter who has won 2 tickets to see Bruce Fummey star in the World Premiere of About the Scots on Saturday August 22nd. Following sell-out runs and five star shows with historical shows about Tam O’Shanter, the Jacobites and Robert the Bruce, the award-winning Afro Celtic comic returns to talk about Kenneth McAlpine, Alex Salmond and everything between.
For more info on Bruce Fummey visit: www.brucefummey.co.uk
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Well done to Katy Humber who has won a copy of Uknowotimean on DVD signed by the cast in our December competition.
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Well done to Kelvin Haste who won 2 tickets to the Comedy Store on 20th September!
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Well done to Amanda Hoyland who won Uknowotimean on DVD signed by members of the cast including Zoe French, Melissa White and Jamie Markham in our June competition.
Competition Terms & Conditions
1. Prize winners will be contacted by email shortly after the closing date.
2. Prize winners have 7 working days in which to reply to the email and send their address details after which we reserve the right to draw another winner.
3. Some competitions will be subject to additional terms which will be noted within the competition details.
4. No cash alternative will be offered.
5. No responsibility can be accepted for entries lost, delayed, mislaid or for any technical failure or for any event which may cause the competition to be disrupted or corrupted.
6. We reserve the right to send a substitute prize of equal or greater value when original prize becomes no longer available.
7. Winners names and locations will be posted on our competition page after the closing date.
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