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Directed by Daniel Kleinman with the same inimitable panache he exercised when drawing “Dook”, our old headmaster, in the school magazine. This ad is less about beer, more about lobsters and their lack of human rights. So, what if they’re not human, is that a problem? Jellyfish aren’t made of jelly, no need to be pedantic. He retired to Kendal in Cumbria, our old headmaster. I’m not sure what he thought of lobsters…

Heineken ‘Lobster’, 3.7 out of 10 based on 143 ratings
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341 Responses to “Heineken ‘Lobster’”

  1. scrumpy says:

    That’s like a catering Fatal Attraction!

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  2. lizd31 says:

    Not funny & as a vegetarian I find it cruel

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  3. madmum says:

    Didnt really do anything for me. Sorry x

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  4. morex says:

    not the best

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  5. katevwinsor says:

    lobster in the bath was a bit disturbing

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  6. bufferbetty says:

    I thought that was funny, well in made me laugh….what that says about my sense on humour, im not sure….lol

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  7. piperty says:

    Bit weird, and I would be complaining about the head on that beer!

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  8. Patterry says:

    Better than catching crabs

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  9. buzylizzy says:

    No didn’t like this one was a bit too silly.

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  10. hinchcomp says:

    I thought it was amusing in a gross way – it may well ahve been funnier if he’d thrown the woman into the pot and kept the lobster

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