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Directed by Daniel Kleinman with the same inimitable panache he exercised when drawing “Dook”, our old headmaster, in the school magazine. This ad is less about beer, more about lobsters and their lack of human rights. So, what if they’re not human, is that a problem? Jellyfish aren’t made of jelly, no need to be pedantic. He retired to Kendal in Cumbria, our old headmaster. I’m not sure what he thought of lobsters…

Heineken ‘Lobster’, 3.7 out of 10 based on 143 ratings
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Rating: 3.7/10 (143 votes cast)

341 Responses to “Heineken ‘Lobster’”

  1. linheiner says:

    Yuk! Bath scene is horrible!

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  2. amclarke46 says:

    It’s a case of ‘back to the drawing–bored’ with this one !!

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  3. ha2el says:

    Most surreal!!

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  4. salvagebrav says:

    Didn’t like that 1 much

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  5. maisietoo says:

    Nope, not funny!

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  6. chuey603 says:

    Oh fantastic, I forgot about this advert! Cheers

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  7. hitthebongo says:

    if it was a dog they wouldnt have got away with it

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  8. asemeye says:

    Not one of their better adverts. However, there’s something about it that keeps you ”thinking”.

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  9. strictlyhg says:

    SORRY NOT MY CUP OF TEA

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  10. debwh142 says:

    what a weird advert – at least it show us Brits as mainly animal lovers and when seduced by foreigner beer become less humane

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