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Whats the funniest movie line you have ever heard?

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  1. latte7770
    Member

    Clueless - "Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensemblelly challenged'?"

    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. Redstararnie
    Member

    'We want a shubbery!'
    or any other line from the fantastically unique Monty Python films

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. BexBMe
    Member

    'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'
    Monty Python's Life of Brian

    Doesn't get much more classic than that :)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. Snow_Bunny
    Member

    Definitely "He is not the Messiah- he is a very naughty boy!".

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. planelazy
    Member

    "fuck Grandma" - the sweetest thing

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. Esther McVittie
    Member

    Gotta be Richard E Grant in the classic 'Whithnail & I'
    "We've gone on holiday by mistake ... " We've all been there!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  7. BluetonedBoy
    Member

    "Don't ever call me fucking English again !!!"

    Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi) to American General (James Galdolfini) from 'In The Loop'

    Posted 2 years ago #
  8. louby15
    Member

    "They're not like us love, they're bleedin common!" Holiday on the buses

    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. Deecee
    Member

    In The X-Files, Mulder is talking to Scully and refers to sex as 'bumping uglies'. Can't remember the exact line, but the expression is hilarious!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. fraoch
    Member

    Reverend Johnson: "Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."
    From Blazing Saddles

    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. ggjacks
    Member

    This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. (home alone)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. nicnacnoo100
    Member

    Make a move and the bunny gets it. (Cyrus 'The Virus' - Con Air)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  13. primrosey
    Member

    “I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.”
    Mel Brooks

    Posted 2 years ago #
  14. GazMc64
    Member

    Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
    Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  15. alex621
    Member

    If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

    Ace Ventura

    Posted 2 years ago #
  16. sajedapatel
    Member

    Will everyone just stop getting shot!

    Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

    Posted 2 years ago #
  17. madbird32
    Member

    ' I can't beleive you sold my bird to a blind kid!'
    Dumb and Dumber

    madbird32 twitter

    Posted 2 years ago #
  18. television
    Member

    IF I`M NOT BACK IN 5 MINUTES WAIT LONGER
    ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE

    Posted 2 years ago #
  19. blondali
    Member

    Father of the Bride, complete classic I love watching it all these years on and always make me laugh!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  20. andy4321
    Member

    "I know they were just kids......but man we beat the f*ck out of them!"

    Dogma

    Posted 2 years ago #
  21. baileys19
    Member

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------from Liar, Liar

    'Do you like my new dress?'
    'Whatever takes the focus off your head.'

    Posted 2 years ago #
  22. stellakayford
    Member

    Die hard with a vengeance (Samuel L Jackson) "When you make an assumption you make an ASS out of U and MPTION"

    Posted 2 years ago #
  23. peasantbike
    Member

    Vincent: Want some bacon?
    Jules: No, man. I don't eat pork.
    Vincent: Are you Jewish?
    Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
    Vincent: Why not?
    Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
    Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
    Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
    Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
    Jules: I don't eat dog either.
    Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
    Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. A dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
    Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
    Jules: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother****ing pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?
    Vincent: [laughing] That's good.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  24. Seakay
    Member

    I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is

    (The Thing)

    Posted 2 years ago #

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