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"I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and... um... settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that!" ~ Four Weddings and a Funeral

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tinyian
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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking!

Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, in “Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls”

An absolute side splitter :)

Posted 2 years ago #

kellyroxanne
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"She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls."
Andy

from the movie 40 year old virgin

funny all round :o) x

Posted 2 years ago #

aliogilvie
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"We demand the finest wines available to man and we want them here and we want them now!"

From the absolute classic that is Withnail and I

Posted 2 years ago #

lacewing
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"wow those are big knickers - they're enormous.. no need to be embarrassed, I'm wearing something quite similar myself!"

Daniel Cleavers comment on discovering Bridget Jones huge sensible knickers.

Posted 2 years ago #

bevk
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Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.

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SammyFace
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Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. [throws burrito out the window]

Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) in the car with Baxter the Dog in Anchorman.

Posted 2 years ago #

boardstoopid
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!"

From step brothers :)

Posted 2 years ago #

jacbrass
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cant remember the exact quote but it was from "Fried Green Tomatoes at The Whistles Stop Cafe" it was something like "He wont sit next to no coloured folk but he will eat an egg straight out of a chickens ass " lol cracks me up

Posted 2 years ago #

zabaglione
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Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

Posted 2 years ago #

lizd31
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from airplane 'stop calling me shirley'

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Aalandjana
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A Hard Day's Night:

Tell me, how did you find America?

John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.

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Rochdaleborn
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Macbeth, Macbeth, beware the thane of Fife! That will be enough!

Posted 2 years ago #

korkythekat
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You know,you haven't stopped talking since I came here? you must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!
lol :)

(duck soup)

Posted 2 years ago #

jamma
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Movie Title: Happy Gilmore

Shooter "I eat pieces of Sh*t like you for breakfast!"
Happy "You eat pieces of Sh*t for breakfast?"
Shooter "No!"

Posted 2 years ago #

toniqxx
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Layer Cake:

The Duke: Shut up you'ld give an aspirin a headache!

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Foxykat
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My Best Friend's Wedding
Rupert Everett
Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!

Posted 2 years ago #

mad4jeans
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demolition man....he doesnt know how to use the 3 seashells....

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butterfly2009
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

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twannywun
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Cram it up your cramhole, La Fleur! from Dodgeball or basically anything Brick Tamland says in Anchorman!

Posted 2 years ago #

jujugaboo
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Please close your mouth Michael we are not a cod fish
Mary Poppins - Michael amazed by her tricks

Posted 2 years ago #

sttay
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Airplane
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Posted 2 years ago #

cher1981
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Jack Byrnes: You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?
from meet the parents

Posted 2 years ago #

thetoothfairy
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Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) 'He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.'

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reniannen
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"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"

(Dennis in Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Posted 2 years ago #

MimiJane
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From Bruce Almightly ... and quote from the brilliant Jim Carrey (Bruce) :-

"Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes" (it's all in the delivery :-)

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Funkyferret
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From "So I Married An Axe Murderer"

Charlie Mackenzie: You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

Posted 2 years ago #

dozymoo
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From the Blues Brothers - classic quote!
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

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rosie100
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Only the Sith Think in Absolute

Star Wars Episode III

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cheekychicken24
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Uncle Buck - go downtown & get a rat to gnaw that thing off your face!

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